Here are some I've come up with to describe my (continued) pregnant state:
an overripe pear, bruised and buried in the back corner of a drawer in the refrigerator
a tomato that was over-watered and split
a balloon about to pop
a forgotten hot dog left on the grill that has split down the middle
Feel free to let me know if you have any to add.
2 comments:
How about "beautiful pomegranite waiting to spill forth its bountiful seedy goodness?"
haha stacy
gotta love ya stace :)
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